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breakfast

June 25th, 2010 (09:47 am)

*Hungry Chelsea wakes and arises from the depths of her room in search of food*

*Chelsea plugs in toasted sandwich press maker thing*

*Chelsea slices cheese (possibly cuts her finger due to her eyes being half shut still)*

*Chelsea gets ham & butter*

*Chelsea Reaches into pantry for bread*

*Pulls out slice of bread (eyes still half closed)*

“What’s that smell?”

“ARRRGGGHHH!!”

*gazes upon green slice of bread with HORROR!*

(seriously it was all green. Not just some green. All green. Like Shrek, but worse)

*throws out bread*

*looks in pantry for more... there is none*

*looks in fridge for more... there is none*

*gives up. Unplugs toaster thing. Sulks*

*starts checking email*

*looks SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT. RIGHT NEXT TO THE LAPTOP SHE IS TYPING ON*

*Discovers Bread*

*makes sandwich*

*feels Sheepish*